Shop

You’ve reached my intergalactic shop!

This digital vendor tent may look a bit small for now, but rest assured that many goods are yet to come! My little shop of eldritch horrors is eternally growing.

Check out the single prints below–or even consider getting an entire art book [coming soon] that you can either leave assembled or cut parts from to add a new vibe to your own place.

We all deserve to be at least somewhat comfortable where we are, after all, and it doesn’t always take something big to make that happen.

Did you find one of my cards?

If you got here from one of my business cards, then you’re already ahead of the game–so why not pick up a bigger version?

“The Black Stigmata” Print

Place this imbued piece around your workplace or personal space and remember: No matter what you present to the world, what’s in your soul will always break through the surface 4″ x 6″ cardstock print. Might get a torn edge, if you’re lucky.

$5.55

Assorted 4″ x 6″ prints on cardstock

Blackened Bones, Smokin’ Sass

Who wouldn’t want to hang out with this guy for a bit? Like, seriously. What a chum. Good luck getting him to remember what planet he’s even on, though.

Purchase many! You’ll have a whole group of new friends.

“Blackened Bones, Smokin’ Sass” Print

4″ x 6″ cardstock print. Might get a torn edge, if you’re lucky.

$8.88

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Transmute

It’s a floating hand, and this one’s got some serious stuff going on.

No matter what plagues you: Use this print as a reminder that you can take your current circumstances, no matter how sticky, and transmute their worst into your new best.

“Transmute” Print

4″ x 6″ cardstock print. Might get a torn edge, if you’re lucky.

$8.88

Azathoth

Here’s the “man” of the eternal hour:

You’ll either love or hate having this constant reminder that life is but a dream, but there’s only one way to find out which.

Don’t hesitate to grab a few and spread the chaos: Just don’t wake him up . . .

“Azathoth” Print

4″ x 6″ cardstock print. Might get a torn edge, if you’re lucky.

$9.99

Fun fact: The first iteration of this shop glitched repeatedly, changing every listing I made into pictures or descriptions of Azathoth. It got so out of hand that I had to rebuild it from ground zero.

So, really: I think it’s about time I gave Him and the other Elders credit where it’s due. This is a shop of Chaos and darkness, and I am merely one face of it.

[If He is still causing technical errors and you have trouble making a purchase, please just contact me so that I can resolve the issue.]

Allfather

Before wisdom, sacrifice. Grim, bleak sacrifice.

Pick up a few for yourself and your allies in this world so that you all remember: Triumph takes Time, but determination may bend the very stars to your will.

“Allfather” Print

4″ x 6″ cardstock print. Might get a torn edge, if you’re lucky.

$8.88

Ancestry

A similar message to that of the Black Stigmata, but a bit more . . . shall we say, “In your face”?

Buy as many as you like, but never forget the real question: If he came knocking at your door, would you answer?

Note: This illustration was actually an extremely far-back moodsetter for the sci-fi book I’m still writing now.

“Ancestry” Print

4″ x 6″ cardstock print. Might get a torn edge, if you’re lucky.

$8.88

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As Below, So Above

Fractals above, fractals below–and no one knows in which direction they go.

Grab several and sprinkle them through your town like leaves, since that’s what they are.

“As Below, So Above” Print

4″ x 6″ cardstock print. Might get a torn edge, if you’re lucky.

$9.99

Coming Soon: The Dark New Beginnings Series

Hit me up, stranger.


You probably know the drill if you’ve gotten this far:

If you’re interested in commissioning something custom-made just for you or someone you love [or hate], send me an email or hit the button below for the contact page.